Why hasn’t the technology for immortality been invented yet? Why do pets have to get sick or die? That’s not fair. Our pets are our life long best friends. So why do I have to lose the only thing that’s ever loved me unconditionally? I’m losing my best friend and I don’t know how to cope. I can’t stop crying. I don’t care how lame or immature I may seem. But I would never wish this news or feeling on my worst enemy. This is terrible and I’m honestly just so upset.

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my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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Anyone with any degree of mental toughness ought to be able to exist without the things they like most for a few months at least. Georgia O’Keeffe (via alexithymiadaily)

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