deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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Lets talk about Po for a minute.

godholdsmyheart15:

This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.image

He is literally an overweightimage

Fanboyimage

Who works at a fast food restaurantimage

With the worst luckimage

Everimage

And yet becomes

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This badassimage

Dragon Warrior
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Who still actsimage

Likeimage

Himselfimage

Who still hates hikingimage

And stairsimage

He uses his fatimage

To his advantageimage

And doesn’t let image

His tragic pastimage

Define himimage

This has been a Po appreciation post.

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans, via parkingstrange)

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

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yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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tumnustwerkteam:

I love people create names on this site like some people call bloggers by their real name or say “tumblr user isaac rneerkat” as if their url is their last name and that is so cute

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