No thank you, I’m just looking.
— Ancient retail proverb (via thighrabanks)

nishlo:

miley takes a deep breath, miley sighrus 

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

babyminaj:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

she is literally Tina from Bob’s Burgers