alpha-toothless:

rhinse:

crushes are terrible

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270,351 notes

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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297,272 notes

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

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242,148 notes

steambot-timelord:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

GIRLS PROTECTING GIRLS

(Source: passive-aggressiveprincess, via notaweirdo)

374,866 notes

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

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262,559 notes

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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143,877 notes

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

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390,531 notes

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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26,661 notes

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod, via notaweirdo)

309,025 notes

neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

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649 notes

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

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